Nose Tork Smelling Salts - Powerlifting

Do you guys remember the red pill from the Matrix, that's what this is. I was doing deadlifts and used the nose tork for a new PR of 465#'s. I pulled it and right after the lift Morpheus came out of the mirror at the gym and told me to come with him.

one sniff and you'll be surrounded by Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders at a Led Zeplin concert with a bald eagle on your shoulder and two handles of Jack taped to your hands. This stuff rocks.

This like getting slapped with a blue whale right in the face while flying on a bald eagle screaming "come at me bro" yeah so it's pretty good.

This stuff will make your eyeballs twice as wide, and grant you the testicular fortitude you need to lift a donkey wearing a steel plated harness. Only reason I didn't put 4 starts is because the packaging is poo. It WILL leak.

GIVES YOU THE POWER OF GOD

Just got my shipment in the mail. I brought them inside and started opening the 3 bottles to depressurize them since they were a little warm. No joke, I almost gassed myself out of the kitchen. I had a different brand before, and it was okay, but I damn near had to stick my nose in the bottle to get a good pull on it. This stuff makes me wince from a foot away. It feels like I'm smelling the inside of a nuclear reactor.

Sniffed it till i cried. PR on my deadlift. 10/10 i cri everytiem

Saying that the salts are strong is an understatement. Very potent stuff, and I'm impressed with that aspect of it. The bottles though, need a bit of work. I was lucky enough to not have a leak like many other people here, but the bottoms of two out of the three bottles I ordered is distended like they were about to bust open. If you're going to buy this, and are lucky enough to not have it leak, keep it in a cool, dry, environment, and don't expose it to any drastic changes in temperature. Otherwise the gases in the bottle will expand or contract, and cause the leaks that everyone's complaining about.